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Milnrow Road, Rochdale, United Kingdom
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved." (John 3:16 - 17 KJV) 


HOW TO KILL A CHURCH

The Rev Mike Shephard, minister of Lammas Street English Baptist Church, Carmarthen, explains the origins of this poem: "The poem was the outcome of a very vivid dream, I got out of bed and wrote these verses within the space of 20 minutes. I have often been tempted to polish it up and improve the grammar and phraseology, but to do so would be to destroy its spontaneity. Over the past 26 years I have written verse that is technically better but people normally ask for copies of this one." PERHAPS IT STRIKES A CHORD!

 
1. I almost went to church last night
But I couldn't find the time.
So much to do about the house,
To leave it would be a crime!
So I brushed and sewed and polished
And went wearily to bed.
But I made a resolution
To go next week instead.
 
2. I almost went to church last night
But then an old friend came;
And to have closed the door on him
Would have been a shame.
So we talked and chatted and gossiped
Until the good-byes were said.
So I made a resolution
To go next week instead.
 
3. I almost went to church last night
But something made me late;
And unpunctuality
Is a sin I really hate!
So I didn't go and stayed at home
And to my conscience said:
But I made a resolution
To go next week instead.
 
4. I almost went to church last night
But the air was chill and cold.
To venture out on such a night
Would be foolish I'd been told
So I sat by the fire,
Took up a book and read.
But I made a resolution
To go next week instead.
 
5. I almost went to church last night,
But a certain preacher was there
And for that type of preaching
I didn't really care.
So rather than go to church
And come home with heavy head,
I made a resolution
To go next week instead.
 
6. I almost went to church last night,
But my favourite programme was on;
And by the time it ended
The time for church was gone.
I stayed before the telly
Until the set was dead.
I'll make a resolution
To go next week instead.
 
7. I actually went to church last night,
But I went too late!
 
8. The church was locked and silent,
'For Sale' was on the gate.
Oh the remorse that then I felt,
For that little cause was dead:
And I, 'Twas I who killed it
By going next week instead.
 
Why not make a resolution to visit us at Newbold next Sunday (if you are able).
We're just a group of ordinary people who have experienced the love of God in our lives. We'd love you to join us, that you may also experience God's love and fulfilment in your life.

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